When I was a kid I wrote a comic book about a pair of superhero shorts that could do anything. They could hold anything in a number of zipper pockets, repel water, lift cars off babies... you know, the usual superhero stuff. So, I bet you could imagine my surprise when I heard we were making real life superhero shorts named the EVERYWEAR SHORTS.

Only thing they can't do is lift cars off babies, but we're very close to the technology.

I love having to explain to people that these GYM SWIM SHORTS are hybrid. I'll be taking a jog on the top of a bridge and then BOOM out of nowhere do a 360 gainer into the water below. People are always shocked, like yeah isn't it crazy how amphibious these shorts are?

‘Tis the season of giving. Wait, that's not for 2 more months? Well then what am I supposed to do with all these free gifts on my desk? Screw it, SEPTEMBER GIFTAPALOOZA. I love giving stuff away, it keeps me young.

There's nothing like a little Tiktok to put yourself to sleep. Get in bed at 11 pm, and then, "oh my god why is it 4:30 am?"

~ Connor "I need an intervention" Laird and the rest of the social media addicts at Chubbies

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