"Sir, there's dust in this coffee pot."
Soylent is better than anything in a gas station.
The sprawling expanse of Midwest farms. The sharp tips of the towering Rockies. The sweet earthy aroma of pine forests. Mmmm. Summer road trip season is here people!
But to set foot in any of these places....you first have to set foot in more than a few questionable gas stations along the journey.
You could reach for the sweet buns caked against the package, the coffee pot that's practically collecting dust, or the overcooked, greasy hot dog that has been there for days. We've all been there.
But when you can swig a creamy serving of 20g of protein, 28 vitamins and minerals, and slow-burning energy for about $3...uh, why wouldn't you?
Here at Soylent, we put a meal in a bottle for a lot of reasons—and one of them was definitely to make road trips a no-brainer. Pick your flavor, pack up the car, and hit the open road.
But please, set the beef jerky down and back away slowly. Your body won't regret it.
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