There are only 3 things known to man bigger than this MEGA EVERYWEAR RESTOCK:

1. The Grand Canyon.

2. Saturn's rings.

3. Joey's ego after making a 5-foot putt for double bogey.

Joey doesn't read the emails he doesn't write, so he has no idea I said that. He also doesn't know that we just restocked all of your favorite everywear shorts, so get in there and buy them all so he has to keep wearing cargo shorts.

Mase is on PTO right now, which means he's not here to defend himself. With that being said, Mase told me he would buy lunch for the entire company from this really expensive steakhouse down the street. It's true, he did. Don't text him tho. But he totally did.

~Connor "I'll have mine medium rare" Laird and the free lunchers at Chubbies

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