We Can't Write That Million-word Paper For You But...
College students (and teachers!) get 20% off all Soylent products
We know that even though school just started, you've probably already got back-to-back classes in an hour and a million-word paper to write by midnight tonight.
And look, spending your evening punching out pages and MLA-formatting footnotes in a sheer panic as the clock ticks on is no fun. Worse, it leaves you with zero time to cook up a nutritious meal.
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Aside from posing as you in class and taking beautifully bulleted notes on your behalf, we think providing fast, convenient nutrition is the second best thing, right?
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