Everything -- and there's limited quantities left so HOP TO IT.

Sorry, I'm too busy "ooh-ing" and "ahh-ing" over our FIREWORKS SALE NOW BEING UP TO 40% OFF to write a bunch of words for this email. So scoot on over to the site and stock up on new red, white and blue gear in time for July 4th. 

Hey. Congrats on opening this email. I have a surprise for you. That surprise is WE RESTOCKED THE SOFTEST AND STRETCHIEST SHORTS WE HAVE EVER MADE.

I mean seriously, if I could make a cocoon out of this stuff, I'm not sure you'd ever see me again.

I'll leave you with a bit of wisdom, never slam your extremities in a door.

~Connor "many expletives were said" Laird and the rest of the injured email writers at Chubbies

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